The GLC

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Lost & Found

The end of another traumatic week, one way or another. Thankfully this week wasn’t all about me or the member of staff in a pub I’d abused in some way (though it’s early yet). No, this week as certainly been all about The Incumbent Mrs B — the long-suffering female who’s been so lucky over the past few years to have the pleasure of living with me. If you stick your head out of the window you may…

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Taking My Business Elswhere

Taking My Business Elswhere

We’ve come full circle.

From being asked, albeit politely, to leave a Harvester ‘pub’ last weekend, to barring myself from my once very favourite pub last night.

Both were completely justified.

The first incident occurred when, after and because I was on the outside of two or three bottles of house shiraz. I then decided, for better or worse, that I needed another bottle (and one for yourself).…

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A Marathon Task

If there is a nicer bloke than my mat Johnny Mac, then I’ve yet to meet him.  So i urge you, I beg you, to read the following from him and give generously. Yes, I know, you’ve drunk all your money last night, or the `missus persuaded you to hand over your card details to the BBC on Friday night cos some Welsh bird cried while hanging off some rock, but this one is important. Thankyou.

Friends,

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News In Brief

SCOTTISH TORY SPRING CONFERENCE OPENS— ATTRACTING RECORD ATTENDANCES…

…WHILE DARTFORD WELCOMES THE ENGLSH DEFENCE LEAGUE FOR THE WEEKEND

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WORLD’S OLDEST CUB SCOUT (LEFT) AWARDED “PLANE LOSING” BADGE

…HIJACK SUBJECTS IDENTIFIED

Now here’s Carol with the weather.

 

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What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate

What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate

Last Autumn Dartford Council spent weeks informing the residents that the workmen were due soon to re-surface our road (Swaisland Road, DA1 – if anyone down there’s taking notes). We were all very excited— If you live in Dartford there’s very little to get excited about.  So when a gang of diminutive, old suit-wearing Boys from the Black Stuff arrived we were indeed thankful for small murphys.

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NO…

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Positive Negative

Today’s offering is a blatant lift from my old muckers at her majesty’s The Daily Telegraph. These snaps, taken by the very greatest of Britons, should be saved for the country. It’s scandalous that we cannot raise a couple of quid to keep these in the UK.

Back in the day when I was working at the aforementioned DT all of these photos would have been binned and we’d have used whatever Reuters or…

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